strangelfreak:

cuntchita:

Jesus has spoken

the prettiest Jesus I’ve ever seen

(Source : wurstconchitawurst)


corrosivetruths:

THE KITCHEN IS CLEAN

corrosivetruths:

THE KITCHEN IS CLEAN


chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry


weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing


tipsymaple:

i think your favourite boy from ouran high school host club says a lot about you


revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source : vampire-groupie)


(Source : violette-roses)


theprovidencelesbian:

goddammit they’re perfect

(Source : parrillamadness)


overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER


khymeira:

I looked like a mage today but I couldn’t properly document that.


coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)


amymvuong:

some trends on the seamonkeys tag im seaing

amymvuong:

some trends on the seamonkeys tag im seaing


pierredelarod:

New goals

pierredelarod:

New goals


feverworm:

caw

tummybub:

list of cool things to call me (not cute)

  • celestial
  • exquisite
  • ethereal
  • sublime
  • otherworldly
  • alluring
  • magnificent
  • charming
  • fascinating
  • splendid
  • dazzling
  • entrancing
  • radiant

(Source : tummynoises)